Deep in myself I just always knew I was special, and that I had a tiny bit of that little je-ne-sais-quoi in me that superheroes have in disgustingly industrial quantities. Let me get things straight: I cannot fly (well, not that far), I have a little difficulty claiming X-ray vision, and nothing melts down spontaneously when I take off my sharp Ray Ban shades.
But I glow in the dark. Really. My carefully shaped and nursed body J literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day. Trust me, it´s true. A bunch of highly smart and smartly paid scientists are there to back my statement up!
In an article scientists reveal that the body emits visible light, a phenomenon thought to be a byproduct of biochemical reactions involving free radicals. Faces glow more than the rest of the body.
See? I glow in the dark. Next I´m going to work on my telekinetic powers…