- By now, most houseplants should be afraid of me because I’ve unintentionally sentenced too many to an early demise.
- Coffee is not just a drink; it’s a love language. Deep, sincere, unconditional love.
- Bad coffee is a blatant crime against humanity.
- I should stop counting the voices in my head.
- Napping is not a sign of laziness but a strategic and wise investment in the next part of my day.
- The older I get, the more I appreciate socks and books as gifts.
- Every decade, the amount of patience required to deal with idiots seems to triple.
- The ability to laugh at your own mistakes is the mark of a seasoned human being.
- The longer I live, the more valuable a good chair and a great bed becomes.
- Wine doesn’t get any better with age; it’s just an excuse to keep it longer. Whiskey on the contrary…
- Memories are the building blocks of my castle in the sky.
- The enthusiasm for assembling Swedish furniture diminishes proportionally with age.
- I realize that holding onto anger is like trying to hold water in my hands—it slips away, leaving me exhausted.
- Everyone should have that one dance move that has no name and defies all conventions. Mine is patented.
- Over time, calendars become less about what I have to do and more about what I want to remember.
- Music becomes a time machine; one song can teleport me decades back, to galaxies far away and people that will never be really gone.
- Comfort beats style. Always.
- Wisdom is knowing when to speak and when to sip coffee silently.
- Real heroes wear aprons, wield spatulas, and have a secret recipe.
- The best friendships are like old jeans – they fit just right, no matter how long it’s been.
- The real fountain of youth is a combination of good humor, smokey bbq and well selected hydration.
- Most life lessons are learned when the Wi-Fi is off.
- The older I get, the more I appreciate a great watch.
- It’s perfectly fine if my favorite kind of party now starts at 6 pm and ends by 11:30 pm.
- My mind needs books as a whetstone if it’s to keep its edge (Tyrion Lannister)
- The best stories begin with “Remember when…”.
- Never stop learning. Never stop questioning. Never stop wondering.
- The joy of watching my daughter play isn’t just in her fun but in my memories.
- Always trust someone who has books in their house.
- Sometimes the most significant act of rebellion is questioning the status quo.
- Real wealth is taking the time to appreciate a sunset, a starry night, the handshake of a good friend.
- The most precious and underrated gifts are time, attention and honesty.
- Wisdom is knowing which battles to fight and which ones to bookmark for later.
- With age comes the understanding that not every email requires an immediate response. Most don’t.
- A compliment from a child is the most honest form of praise.
- If you haven’t started talking to plants, clouds and furniture, just wait a few more years.
- The best fitness routine is dancing like nobody’s watching. In the shower.
- Silence isn’t empty; it’s an endless question, full of answers.
- It’s okay to unlearn things, especially if they weighed you down.
- The older I get, the more secret places I have for snacks.
- A genuine friend is someone who knows the song of my heart.
- WD-40 if it needs to move. Duct tape if it shouldn’t move.
- I’ll judge your pizza on its pineapple.
- Gray hairs are just glitter strands given by life.
- I’ve survived 100% of my worst days, and that’s impressive.
- The silence of the night is the most underrated therapist. My nights are better than your days.
- My compass is set to SXSW, it helps me find true north.
- A lack of curiosity is disturbing.
- Age is merely a number; it’s the stories behind those years that matter.
- Truth to Power, Power to Justice: always take the high road.
- Kindness is a weapon of the strong, not a sign of weakness.
- There’s an art to perfecting the ideal room temperature, and it’s a lifetime journey.
- Young at heart, slightly older in other places.
- Even at 54, the only answer that matters is 42
