Cutting edge Credit Card

Life is not getting any easier for the poor security people at the various airports of this planet… after shoes full of explosives, aggressive belts, murderous nail thingies , ninja throwing star-like cuff links, and mouse cords with murderous potential… Cardsharp comes to market with a vicious Credit Card Folding Safety Knife: this is the first credit-card sized gadget that can actually kill someone.

Barely a millimeter thick and weighing only 13 grams, the CardSharp is about the thickness of an American Express card…. packing a three inch blade, perfect for cutting open boxes… or someone’s throat.

So I can only sigh miserably, thinking of the TSA and other security people ripping open my plastic money, to see if there is no suspicious blade hidden within….

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