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Titanic 2 – Trop is Too Much !

By 29/07/2010No Comments

I sat James Cameron’s version of Titanic out. Wishing to be somewhere else. Not understanding why you needed that much slow-motion to sink a ship. Timing how alien-long it took for bodies to crash on decks. Trying to keep an interested face while the obligatory love-story was steamingly consumed on the backseat of an oldtimer. On a cruisehip. I hated every second of the 194 minutes (!). Vowed never to buy, download, webstream or rent the thing.

I thought I was over it. My therapist thought I was over it. But some Bonobo did it again… they will roll Titanic 2 soon. With a delicious plot: On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened “Titanic 2,” follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.

Some plots should be shot before they’re pitched…. and quartered for good measure.

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